TAKE ME TO BALTAMESA BLVD.
So the cab driver reaches Sta Mesa Boulevard and asks his American
where he wishes to stop to which question, the American replies: "This is
not the place... Keep on driving..."
So the Filipino cabbie continues driving again and ends up at the Luneta
when suddenly the American shouts at the sight of a sign... "We're here!
We're here! There it is! Look at that sign!" And sure enough, there was the
sign... "BAWAL TUMAE SA BOULEVARD."
FILIPINO ACCOUNTING TERMS
1. Asset Ari
2. Fixed Asset Aring Nakatirik
3. Liquid Asset Aring Tumutulo
4. Written-off Asset Aring Pinutol
5. Cut-off time Oras ng Pagputol
6. Depreciation Pagkalaspag ng Ari
7. Fully Depreciated Asset Aring Laspag na Laspag na
8. Earning Asset Aring Ganado Pa
9. Non-Earning Asset Aring Baldado na
10. Owned Asset Sariling Ari
11. Other Asset Ari ng Iba
12. Miscellaneous Asset Mga Aring Pinagsamasama
13. Erroneous Entry Mali ang Pagkapasok
14. Double Entry Dalawa ang Pinasukan
15. Multiple Entry Labas-pasok
16. Correcting Entry Itinama ang Pagpasok
17. Reversing Entry Baligtad ang Pasok
18. Tangible Asset Aring Nasasalat
19. Dispensed Nilabasan
20. Undispensed Hindi Nilabasan